1.Apa Kabar? = Anyong Aseo
2.Sampai Jumpa = Anyong
3.Kurang Ajar = Monyong
4.Tidak Lurus = Men Chong
5.Pria suka berdandan = Ben Chong
6.Tiba-tiba = She Khonyong Khonyong
7.Gak Punya Duit = Nao Dhong
8.Pengangguran = Nong Krong
9.Belanja = Bao Rhong
10.Merampok = Cho Long
11.Saringan Botol = Choo Rhong
12.Kendaraan Berkuda = An Dhong
13.Jual Mahal = Gheng Xi Dhong
14.Ngelamun = Bae Ngong
15.Mulut = Mon Chong
16.Sosis = Lap Chong
17.Suami dari adiknya Papa = Ku Chong
18.Kiss me = Soon Dhong Yang
19.Sweet memory = Choo Pang Dhong
20.Mobil mogok = Dho Rong Dhong
21.Lapangan luas = Park King Lot
22.Pantat gatal-gatal = Che Bhok Dhong
23.Nasi dibungkus daun pisang: Lon Thong
24.Cowok Cakep Kaca Mata: Bae Yong Jun
25.Cowok Cakep Rambut Lurus: Jang Dong Gun
26.Cowok Cakep Rambut Keriting: Ahn Jung
Hwan
27.Bagian belakang = Bho Khong
28.Masih muda = brondhong
29.Pantat gatal = Ga ruk dong
30.Telur asin = Ndok A Chin
34.Sendok Gede = Cen Thong
31.Clana Sobek = Bho Long
32.Kepala Botak = Kin Clong
33.Lagi Menyanyi = Me Lo Lhong
35.Orang Hitam = Goo Shong
36.Bibir Ucup = Mo Nyong
37.Berbulu = Ge Ran Dhong
38.Jongkok Di Pinggir Kali = Be ol Dong
Friday, April 25, 2008
Terjemahan bahasa Indonesia ke Korea
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Ah Beng...
Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS VEGAS ?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng : "THANK YOU , lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle toa friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN FOR 4-7 YRS".
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At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"
and his companion says , "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR ?"
Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"
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AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean
Why did Ah Beng go to a X-rated movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !
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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV ?"
Salesgirl : "Yes !"
Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please "
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Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job. He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age, Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the question. After much thought, he writes " Yes"
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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object ?"
Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng : "What does it do ?"
Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"
Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."
Boss : "What does it do ?"
Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"
Boss : "What do you have in it !?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one scoop of ice cream"
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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares it with the original for spelling mistakes.
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Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks
his picture is being taken.
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Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.
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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help'
command after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer
retailer for support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah ?!"
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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah – but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear, lah" "Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But ..what happened to the other ear ?" Ah Beng answered : "That stupid dumbo called back again lah !!!!"
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Friday, April 11, 2008
wtf??
Ascent
Inspired by the design of classic sport cars, the Vertu Ascent is as tough as it is elegant.
Specification
Colours: Yellow, Blue, rsd, Black, Brown, Tan
Volume: 78 cm3
Length: 108mm
Width: 44mm
Depth: 22mm
Weight: 173g
Performance
High performance 20mm handsfree loudspeaker
Advanced yamaha polyphonic hardware
From 2.5 to 4 hours talk time
Up to 270 hours standbt time
GSM Tri-band coverage in over 175 countries worlwide
Display and key pad
High resolution dynamic display with Crystal fine technology
Precision engineered stainless steel keys with jewelled bearings
Connectivity
Bluetooth
Modem support
PC synchronisation
User interface
Text messaging (SMS)
Multi-media messaging (MMS) and Email
Multi-language predictive text input
Alarm clok
Advanced Agenda
Calculator
Large user memory: 1000 names in phonebook, 220 calendar notes, 100 SMS
Languages support
English, French, Italian, German, Spanish, Tradotional Chinese, simplified Chinese
* Data cable is sold separately
**Some features are network and/or service depemdent.
Specigications are subject to change without notice. the availability of particular products and services may vary by region.
Editor Note:
In January 2002, VERTU a new independently run subsidiary of Nokia, announced the most expensive handset. However, we only knew it is made of precious metals like Platinum, and worth $US 20,000. Besides two handset photos, we knew nothing. Luckily, 3Gmobile, with the help of Nokia Insiders, gets the latest press pictures of VERTU, the world very fast and exclusive. Also, we summerize the news from latest reporting from Singapore and Hong Kong, all detailed specifications of VERTU are shown .
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VERTU Exclusive Specificaiton
Frequency: GSM 900 / 1900 MHz
Diemensions: 122 x 42 x 15.5 mm
Weight: 215g
Standby Time: 200 hrs
Talk Time: 6 hrs
Characteristics
- retractable annetena
- one touch bottom to VERTU concierge center
- polyphonic ringtone with Hi-Fi quality ringtone download
- evolution technology for software and hardware upgrade
- data connectoin to PC via sync station
Price:
- Platium : US$20, 000
- 18k White Gold : US$13, 000
- 18k Yellow Gold : US$11, 200
- Stainless Steel : US$4,500
Friday, April 4, 2008
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Wednesday, April 2, 2008
World's most expensive car wax
"If you thought paying $99 at the local Buff 'n' Shine for a wax and detail was a bit of a rip, you've probably never come across the products from Swizöl of Switzerland."
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Portraits of People Taken Before and After They Died [PICS]
This sombre series of portraits taken of people before and after they had died is a challenging and poignant study. The work by German photographer Walter Schels and his partner Beate Lakotta, who recorded revealing interviews with the subjects in their final days, reveals much about dying - and living
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